Q: What do you call a mummy that sleeps all day?
A: Lazybones
Q: What’s the speed limit in
A: 55
Q: What game do mummies like to play?
A: Casketball
Q: What do you say when you’ve seen a terrible mummy movie?
A: It really sphinx
Q: What did the mummy say when he got angry with the skeleton?
A: I have a bone to pick with you
Q: Where do mummies swim?
A: In the dead sea
Q: What did the boy mummy say to the girl mummy when he took her out of her tomb?
A: I really dig you!
From: Mummy Riddles by Katy Hall and Lisa Eisenberg
2 comments:
love the jokes. we miss you guys!
i wrote back to ashley to see when you are coming to the land of strip malls for the holidays. let me know, as we are planning a pump it up gathering to celebrate aedan's visit, with eight of the boys' friends....
hope you're well!
this is franklin messaging. aedan, are you 6 yet?
you're invited to my birthday party did you know that?
i liked the mummy jokes. all fresh.
i have a joke too
knockknock
whos there
joe
joe who?
joe mama!
are you having fun there? send me a message and i'll get you back.
franklin
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